Life and Adventures in Kringlewood
Kringelwood Photos by Vanessa Purdy
There is Christmas, and then there is Kringlewood. Located in Toronto’s Moore Park neighbourhood, Inglewood Drive’s annual tradition - where almost every house erects a giant inflatable Santa - encapsulates the spirit of Christmas in the truest sense: a celebration of community . . . and capitalism.
Starting in 2013, local resident Amy Westin—presumably bored out of her mind—went and bought a 50-foot inflatable Santa. Suddenly, seven years later, we’re all subjected to this atrocious, yet dependable and somehow, in spite of itself, delightful display. It's a visually assaulting testament to just how unpredictable the consequences of talking to your neighbours can be.
Something I was kind of surprised by was that these Santas go for about $200. Which, if you can find a way to make it your main (or in the case of the most of these residents, only) decoration, is kind of a steal. I spent 80 bucks on ornaments from Dollarama a couple of years back just to get the tree looking “not shitty”, and I will be using those ornaments until the day I die.
If you think buying a store out of stock of an objectively horrible Christmas decoration, and then putting in virtually no other effort with your decorations is what the season is all about, then Kringlewood is the street for you. I was delighted by the few oddities along the way, but for the most part, this felt like a weird fever dream. Did I love it? Yes. Did it come off as an expression of wealth without any creativity? Absolutely.
Meet the Kringlewood Santas:
![This Santa got an English degree, realized how useless that was, and then became Santa. But, he’s pretty okay with it!](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672835459-VAOAYQQTNEQNSJCRW0TH/KW1.png)
![This Santa wants you to read his Schitt’s Creek spec script, guest starring...well, I’m sure you can guess.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672836718-NXGIRD74U71V5NI1K8EZ/KW2.png)
![I swear I went to high school with this Santa.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672840531-NKPZRGVR9XLI88Z1EI6I/KW3.png)
![This Santa auditioned for Canadian Idol in 2006.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672843700-9A9WJ81CDV5CP8MZMEMQ/KW6.png)
![This Santa is an incel.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672845026-EBYAEYZXBIG2GP85BGDJ/KW7.png)
![But this Santa? This Santa fucks. ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672847588-6I70A4TQSXC3V29J06Y2/KW8.png)
![This Santa really outdid himself this year!](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672850881-2QJ40ARMM2SM0UXRYIC3/KW9.png)
![I once served this Santa when I worked at The Lakeview and he didn’t even tip. ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672853144-ALT06LRB0I2LJXSFTMMF/KW10.png)
![This Santa will insist that you listen to his podcast.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672857228-DAYJSFOB4Y53KPD0RWGU/KW11.png)
![I think this Santa is my father?](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672865153-DBWCAQ6L4YQG4GCXLLZ4/KW12.png)
![Oh, this Santa. Yeah, he once met Rick Mercer and will not let you forget it! ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672864342-VGHC89I9QWAVDDZFDS4W/KW13.png)
![Straight up, this Santa can go fuck himself.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672870856-L44R6AXXEA9YV2K8MG7Q/KW14.png)
![Look, I don’t want to make fun of the guy; he brings a lot of good to the world. But I know for a fact this Santa runs Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments with his elves at Snakes & Lattes.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672873243-OLONQ8Y26Z9JEH13R8Y4/KW15.png)
![Ok, don’t tell anyone, but this Santa and I hooked up in like, 2013.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672878089-KJKC4FY8CK44124CQOP1/KW16.png)
![This Santa refuses to wear a mask, despite the glowing example set by his peers.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672880161-PMSN5F3UBPPVBYDT53ZD/KW17.png)
![This Santa was sponsored by Casper mattresses.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672885219-SRBDE9JW76Q4Q9AD13VY/KW18.png)
![I once saw this Santa on the Hooters patio with Joe Warmington.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672886234-AFJI682OL195VJ9QZB89/KW19.png)
![Christ on a cracker, I’ve never seen anything like this Santa before! ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672892736-LBTY69OYQ1UGNC66H7LC/KW20.png)
![This Santa used to be Mike Bullard.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672892882-0B33N048348PN7M36S2H/KW21.png)
![What were they thinking with this Santa???](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672898247-V9CD32BKAWFNZIZYQB7M/KW23.png)
![I saw a really good documentary about this Santa at Hot Docs a couple years ago.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672905716-VDLWT3KXNG20AHT000P0/KW24.png)
![Ew.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608672906693-ELVHJEJ9GOHPHLH7EDQP/KW25.png)
![This Santa? This Santa is the real Santa.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e86c816c8e23f6e7daa8c93/1608674885875-8R3RXW6KQMXRINZA68QK/real+santa.jpg)